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The Ballad of Lighting McPedo

 

He sees you when your sleeping,

He knows when you're awake,

He'll drive in all your windows,

And snatch all your people up,

He'll find your kids, and your wife,

They call him Papi,

Because he takes the Mexicans first,

Then the blacks, but he'll shoot them, cause he racist,

He makes you watch 50 shades of grey,

Wears a condom every day,

Stocks baby oil in his closet,

He makes water run from your faucet,

Keeps his bed extra neat,

Then makes you go to sleep(eternally),

He has candy in his car,

For the kids who go down too far,

He captured Batman,

To make the Cocwayne,

Drives the crack-van,

Says there is no pain,

He'll plug the holes,

Thats why they call him the plumber,

When you've had enough, he puts you down under,

And when you think he's finished,

He's never done,

He'll pick you up and slap dem buns,

He then moves on, you'll be begging for more,

But he'll throw you on the street, and then slam the door.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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